1. Chuck Norris threatens you with a bat. What do you do?
a. Run away and hope he doesn't roundhouse kick you
b. Scream and fall to your knees and cry, cry, cry.
c. Just compliment him.
d. Ask him to show you how to roundhouse kick you.
2. An elephant in africa walks up to you. What do you do?
a. Run away and hide in a car
b. Hide behind your mother
c. Scream at it with kind words
d. Run up to the elephant and hug it
3. A snake is about to bite you. What do you do?
a. Take your sibling and hold him or her in front of you
b. Run far far away
c. talk to it and then push your sibling closer to it
d. Pick it up and bring it to your mother
ANSWERS:
mostly A: a wimp
mostly B: a sad sad baby
mostly C: a chatterbox
mostly D: a buffoon and total idiot
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