Daily advice for the daily Fool

1. do NOT snork up a slug through your nose
2. do NOT take salt and mistake it for sugar (this means no dumping it all in your mouth)
3. do NOT bring your toaster and bread with you into the shower because you are hungry
4. do NOT mistake rocks for dark chocolate

5. do NOT feed your pet mice baby rattlesnakes

6. do NOT drink from a bottle that has a cool design on it ->

7. do NOT feed your birds dog food

8. do NOT try to cuttle with bats because they are cute

9. do NOT dump your excrements in the sink cause the toilet are to high

10. do NOT peer down an cesspool when your brother is behind you!

(he may push you)