What EXACTLY are you? -Quiz

1. Chuck Norris threatens you with a bat. What do you do?
a. Run away and hope he doesn't roundhouse kick you
b. Scream and fall to your knees and cry, cry, cry.
c. Just compliment him.
d. Ask him to show you how to roundhouse kick you.

2.  An elephant in africa walks up to you. What do you do?
a. Run away and hide in a car
b. Hide behind your mother
c. Scream at it with kind words
d. Run up to the elephant and hug it

3.  A snake is about to bite you. What do you do?
a. Take your sibling and hold him or her in front of you
b. Run far far away
c. talk to it and then push your sibling closer to it
d. Pick it up and bring it to your mother

ANSWERS:
mostly A: a wimp
mostly B: a sad sad baby
mostly C: a chatterbox
mostly D: a buffoon and total idiot

Top 4 strangest animals

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This creature is most probably the creation of an environmental problem. Children at a nursery in Weston-super-Mare, England spotted the three headed frog hopping in the garden. Source: BBC News The blog famous cyclops kitten, Cy was first thought to be a joke photo manipulation. Living only for a day, It had only one eye and was noseless. The most infamous headless chicken, Mike wowed the world by living for 18 months which indefinitely entered it into the Guinness World Records. It could still live becuase most of his brain stem and ear was left on his body. Source: Mike The Headless Chicken Nope this is not photoshop manipulated. A female polar bear named Pelusa turned purple after she was given a special treatment to clear up a skin condition. This has attracted crowds at the Mendoza City Zoo in Argentina. The fur has returned to normal after a few days.

Ten top songs!

1. "Gotten" by Adam lavine
2. "If I had you" by Adam lambert
3. "Piano man" by Billy Joel
4. "Viva la vita" by coldplay
5. "Yellow" by coldplay
6. "Andy, you're a star" by the killers
7. "How to save a life" by the fray
8. "Falling slowly" by the frames
9. "I shot the sherriff " by bob marley
10. "Don't stop believing" by journey

Daily quote

Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Daily advice for the daily Fool

1. do NOT snork up a slug through your nose
2. do NOT take salt and mistake it for sugar (this means no dumping it all in your mouth)
3. do NOT bring your toaster and bread with you into the shower because you are hungry
4. do NOT mistake rocks for dark chocolate

5. do NOT feed your pet mice baby rattlesnakes

6. do NOT drink from a bottle that has a cool design on it ->

7. do NOT feed your birds dog food

8. do NOT try to cuttle with bats because they are cute

9. do NOT dump your excrements in the sink cause the toilet are to high

10. do NOT peer down an cesspool when your brother is behind you!

(he may push you)

5 ways to mentally damage your siblings

1. scream up their nose
2. stuff popsicles in their ears
3. take a burrito and make them wear it as underwear
4. stuff open jalapeno peppers in their eyes to enhance their vision
5. make sure that you stuff shaving cream in their cornfalkes cereal

Ten things to do when you are bored and on the couch and dont want to do anything!!!

1. Annoy your sibling\siblings by whistling
2. Demand things
3. Complain about how its so cold inside
4. Sing off-key really loud
5.  Scream randomly
6. Make bad remarks about people in their faces
7. Reach  for the TV remote and groan pitifully until someone gets it for you
8. Complain about how you are SO hungry until someone gets food for you.
9. Tell someone to come really close to your face, and then scream insults at them
AND IF YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO DO THESE THINGS THEN...
10. Just get of the couch and help out, you lazy fatso.

How to make a Schnitzel

Wiener Schnitzel is an easy dish to prepare, if you're new to German cuisine. It's easy to make and delicious, too.

 

Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need

• 4 slices veal cutlet
• Salt
  
  
  
• Pepper
• 1/2 cup butter
• 1 Tbsp. flour
• 1 beaten egg
• 1/2 cup bread crumbs

1. • 1
     Pound veal cutlets, one at a time, between two pieces of plastic wrap until they become very thin. Season each with as much salt and pepper as you like.
   • 2
     Melt the butter in a frying pan over low heat.
   • 3
     Dip each veal cutlet in flour, egg and bread crumbs. Fry them until they turn golden, about two minutes per side.
   • 4
     Serve Wiener Schnitzel with spätzle, a hearty German potato salad, or both