Kony 2012 Video

Top 10 played songs

Stronger- Kelly Clarkson
Set fire to the rain- Adele
We are young- fun. featuring Janelle Monae
Part of me - Katie Perry
Glad you came- the Wanted
We found love- Rihanna
Good feeling- Flo Rida
Turn me on- David Guetta featuring Nicki Minaj
Young, Wild and Free- Snoop Dogg
Starships- Nicki Minaj

top 10 things taken from a hotel room

1. Towels
2. Cushions
3. Bathrobes
4. TV remote controls
5. Light bulbs
6. Mini-bar contents
7. Clothes hangers
8. Bathroom display trays
9. Coffee sachets
10. Plastic tissue boxes

language quicky #2: Japanese

Hello: Kon'nichiwa

Goodbye: Sayounara
Thank you: Kansha no i
Go away: Saru
I love you:  wa anata o aishite            

language quicky: Mandarin

Hello: lei ho (pronounced ney ho)
Goodbye: Zai jian
Thankyou: xie xie
Go away: bì shang zuǐ bā
I love you:  Wo ai ni

I'm Elmo and i know it!

top 3 things you can give to your sister

1. A back massage. (that should get you some points, caching!)
2. A 5 dollar gift card to Tims or Starbucks. (oh ya, it works too)
3. An hour of politeness. (just smile, and it will definatly creep her out. oh ya, it works great also)

If you do one of these suggestions (or all of them if you are desperate) she'll probably reward you with a great big slap on the back.  (oh and ya. its gonna be a five star too.)

                                                            Good luck!!

ROADTRIP! choosing wisely

1. make sure your destination is less than a 3-day trip away.
2. Never sleep in the car.Unless you want grumpy kids when you arrive, i don't think so.
3.Pack healthy snacks. This way there will be less barfing and complaining when you run out.
I suggest: Wraps, Crackers, Lots of Bottled water, and Sandwiches.
4. Pack light. When you stop at a hotel OR motel,(like i mentioned previously) you dont want to go through all that lugging around.

now I hope you find these tips helpful.

top ten worse-off countries and their problems

Iraq

You are surprised that Iraq is in the number 1 spot? Venture into the Sunni Triangle and it is like taking your life with your own hands. If you really want to visit Iraq you should go to the north of the country, where Kurds are a little less dicey for the adventurous traveler. I doubt if Iraq will ever leave my number one spot.

Afghanistan

This country is one of the top most dangerous countries, following the promise of good times to come. A few years ago two Japanese teachers were killed after venturing into the wild southern regions. Many parts of Afghanistan are falling back under the sway of extremists and it is very likely that you will experience its own fair share of terror attacks.
Somalia

Remember the movie by Ridley Scott, Black Hawk Down? It is a movie that bought the ugly conflict in Somalia for mainstream viewing. It is also good to mention that they have no central government and that has been happening since 1991. Somalia is a nice country but if you are planning to travel there, I suggest that you hire your own heavily armed guards. Daily rates for the guards vary from a couple of hundred bucks or several hundred bucks, depending on whom you hire. Failure to do so, may result in death.

Thailand

When we hear the name Thailand we usually portray a nice exotic country with wonderful beaches, exotic drinks and a good, cheap nightlife. But that is not the case. But don’t take me wrong, it is not dangerous because of mobs and a high criminal rate (yes, you can find some). It is on the list only because of the Tsunami that hit a few years ago. Hundreds of people died and that made future tourists think twice before they plan to visit this exotic place.
Sudan

The ongoing tension with the government and rebels is what makes this country one of the most dangerous. Not to mention the government backed genocide. Murder and rapes are the two most common things that one can face in Sudan especially if you are in the area of Darfur. If you want to travel to the north make sure you get travelling permits.
Indonesia

This country is not dangerous per se, but there are so many elements of danger that it made the top 10 list. A few years ago there was the Bali bombing and also the Tsunami hitting. If you are a journalist you have to be very careful, as usually those are the targeted people.
Chechnya

It does not get many tourists but sometimes journalists are forced to go there and it is a one country that journalists fear the most. A few years ago they captured a school  and held hostages just to show how far they can go.
The Palestinian Territories

Despite efforts to make their country better, this country has been doing nothing but going from bad to worse and therefore it makes it a bad place to travel to. A few years ago two people who were there to educate children were captured and later released.
Uganda

For a lot of years the Lord Resistance Army have made the region a no-go for travelers. The LRA are known for being the most evil, cold blooded murders on the planet. And it is good to mention that they force children to murder their own family members as part of the indoctrination.
Niger

Niger is the world’s second most poor country. It is a famine stricken country and there are hundreds of people dying everyday due to malnutrition. The horror is not of being murdered or raped, but it is seeing all these children being starved to death, unless food aid arrives soon.

The powder game

the powder game lets you use different elements and blend them together. Its really fun to do when you are bored.

Top Five songs

1 Superman by the tragically hip
2. Somewhere in brooklyn by bruno mars
3. The good life by one republic
4. Brick by Brick by train
5. stereo hearts by adam lavigne

story corner

 The hunger games book series is amazing.  The main characters are a girl named Katniss Everedeen, and a guy named Peeta Mellarck. The story takes place in a future country of Panem, (which is north america.) Panem is split into 13 districs, and each year the government send one boy and one girl from each district to compete to the death in the Hunger Games. Katniss and Peeta dont want to kill each other so they cheat the government. This is a must read book. Also you should read the next two books called Catching fire, and Mockingjay.

What will your future job be?

What would you do if you had to pick?
A) Read for 18 hours straight
B) run for 18 hours straight
C) watch TV for 18 hours straight
D) watch a wall 18 hours straight

What are you most good at?
A) history
B) physiology
C) French
D) science

What are you second best at?
A)reading
B)sports
C)writing
D)speeches


If you picked mostly A: your future job will be a Librarian
If you picked mostly B: your future job will be a personal trainer
If you picked mostly C: your future job will be a translator
If you picked mostly D: your future job will be the next prime minister

Quiz; What's your ride at the carnival

1. What do you do on a roller coaster?
A)scream
B)put your hands up
C)close your eyes
D)all of the above
2.What carnival game would you play?
A)the fishing game with the frogs
B) the dart game
C) picking ducks from the stream
D) the squirting gun game
3)What carnival food would you buy?
A)mini donuts
B)cotton candy
C)slush puppies
D) sugar straws
If you picked mostly a: your ride is the tower of terror.
If you picked mostly b: your ride is the sky master.
If you picked mostly c: your ride is the swings.
If you picked mostly d: your ride is the zipper.

What EXACTLY are you? -Quiz

1. Chuck Norris threatens you with a bat. What do you do?
a. Run away and hope he doesn't roundhouse kick you
b. Scream and fall to your knees and cry, cry, cry.
c. Just compliment him.
d. Ask him to show you how to roundhouse kick you.

2.  An elephant in africa walks up to you. What do you do?
a. Run away and hide in a car
b. Hide behind your mother
c. Scream at it with kind words
d. Run up to the elephant and hug it

3.  A snake is about to bite you. What do you do?
a. Take your sibling and hold him or her in front of you
b. Run far far away
c. talk to it and then push your sibling closer to it
d. Pick it up and bring it to your mother

ANSWERS:
mostly A: a wimp
mostly B: a sad sad baby
mostly C: a chatterbox
mostly D: a buffoon and total idiot

Top 4 strangest animals

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This creature is most probably the creation of an environmental problem. Children at a nursery in Weston-super-Mare, England spotted the three headed frog hopping in the garden. Source: BBC News The blog famous cyclops kitten, Cy was first thought to be a joke photo manipulation. Living only for a day, It had only one eye and was noseless. The most infamous headless chicken, Mike wowed the world by living for 18 months which indefinitely entered it into the Guinness World Records. It could still live becuase most of his brain stem and ear was left on his body. Source: Mike The Headless Chicken Nope this is not photoshop manipulated. A female polar bear named Pelusa turned purple after she was given a special treatment to clear up a skin condition. This has attracted crowds at the Mendoza City Zoo in Argentina. The fur has returned to normal after a few days.

Ten top songs!

1. "Gotten" by Adam lavine
2. "If I had you" by Adam lambert
3. "Piano man" by Billy Joel
4. "Viva la vita" by coldplay
5. "Yellow" by coldplay
6. "Andy, you're a star" by the killers
7. "How to save a life" by the fray
8. "Falling slowly" by the frames
9. "I shot the sherriff " by bob marley
10. "Don't stop believing" by journey

Daily quote

Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Daily advice for the daily Fool

1. do NOT snork up a slug through your nose
2. do NOT take salt and mistake it for sugar (this means no dumping it all in your mouth)
3. do NOT bring your toaster and bread with you into the shower because you are hungry
4. do NOT mistake rocks for dark chocolate

5. do NOT feed your pet mice baby rattlesnakes

6. do NOT drink from a bottle that has a cool design on it ->

7. do NOT feed your birds dog food

8. do NOT try to cuttle with bats because they are cute

9. do NOT dump your excrements in the sink cause the toilet are to high

10. do NOT peer down an cesspool when your brother is behind you!

(he may push you)

5 ways to mentally damage your siblings

1. scream up their nose
2. stuff popsicles in their ears
3. take a burrito and make them wear it as underwear
4. stuff open jalapeno peppers in their eyes to enhance their vision
5. make sure that you stuff shaving cream in their cornfalkes cereal

Ten things to do when you are bored and on the couch and dont want to do anything!!!

1. Annoy your sibling\siblings by whistling
2. Demand things
3. Complain about how its so cold inside
4. Sing off-key really loud
5.  Scream randomly
6. Make bad remarks about people in their faces
7. Reach  for the TV remote and groan pitifully until someone gets it for you
8. Complain about how you are SO hungry until someone gets food for you.
9. Tell someone to come really close to your face, and then scream insults at them
AND IF YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO DO THESE THINGS THEN...
10. Just get of the couch and help out, you lazy fatso.

How to make a Schnitzel

Wiener Schnitzel is an easy dish to prepare, if you're new to German cuisine. It's easy to make and delicious, too.

 

Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need

• 4 slices veal cutlet
• Salt
  
  
  
• Pepper
• 1/2 cup butter
• 1 Tbsp. flour
• 1 beaten egg
• 1/2 cup bread crumbs

1. • 1
     Pound veal cutlets, one at a time, between two pieces of plastic wrap until they become very thin. Season each with as much salt and pepper as you like.
   • 2
     Melt the butter in a frying pan over low heat.
   • 3
     Dip each veal cutlet in flour, egg and bread crumbs. Fry them until they turn golden, about two minutes per side.
   • 4
     Serve Wiener Schnitzel with spätzle, a hearty German potato salad, or both

Picasso!

Pablo Ruiz Picasso, 25 October 1881 – 8 April 1973) was a Spanish painter, draughtsman, and sculptor who lived most of his life in France. He is widely known for co-founding the Cubist movement and for the wide variety of styles that he helped develop and explore. Among his most famous works are the proto-Cubist Les Demoiselles d'Avignon (1907) and Guernica (1937), a portrayal of the German bombing of Guernica during the Spanish Civil War.
Picasso demonstrated extraordinary artistic talent in his early years, painting in a realistic manner through his childhood and adolescence; during the first decade of the 20th century his style changed as he experimented with different theories, techniques, and ideas. His revolutionary artistic accomplishments brought him universal renown and immense fortune, making him one of the best-known figures in 20th century art.

joke of the day!

'knock knock.'
'who's there?'
'thermos'
'thermos who?'
'Thermos be someway to tickle your funny bone!

Song of the Day!

Gotten, by Adam Lavigne

your fortune today!

today you will be tested.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 8, 29, 34, 56

Your Fortune Today

Today you will work hard to earn something.
Lucky Numbers: 4,12,24,32,56

Amazing Girl singer!

Video of the day! Clay Man Pancakes

What ice cream flavour suits you best?

What do you do on a roller-coaster?
a. Scream
b. put your hands up
c. close your eyes
d. all of the above

You go to a haunted house. What do you do when something scares you?
a. all of the below
b. Laugh all the way through
c. Jump back
d. Scream your face off

You go to a sleepover. What do you bring? (besides clothes)
a. Candy
b. movie
c. board game
d. CD's

Who is your favourite actor?
a. Tom Cruise
b. Steve Carell
c. Angelina Jolie
d. Justin Bieber

What colour do you prefer?
a. baby blue
b. jet black
c. dark purple
d. lime green


ANSWERS!!!

mostly A: the ice cream flavour that suits you best is:  Strawberry

mostly B: the ice cream flavour that suits you best is: Chocolate

mostly C: the ice cream flavour that suits you best is: Vanilla

mostly D: the ice cream flavour that suits you best is: Bubblegum